You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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