I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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