Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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