Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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