I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The power of my boobs compel you
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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