I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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