with your own penis?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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