Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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