what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He has the fingertips of a God
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