One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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