Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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