I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
