The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
