Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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