I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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