dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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