if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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