HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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