no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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