shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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