Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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