dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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