I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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