Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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