you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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