New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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