after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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