the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm both gender and math confused
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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