you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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