But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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