just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Walk of Shame today included voting.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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