I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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