Can Purell be used as lube?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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