we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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