Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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