As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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