New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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