my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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