I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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