Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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