I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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