pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Two words: nipple clamps
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