Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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