Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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