Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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