ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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