everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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