I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish I could teleport
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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