It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You almost got us killed.
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