Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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