I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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