Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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