no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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