i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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