hotel room ftw
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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